This is probably the greatest thing you will see all day. You’re welcome.
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
Feelings Jam - ♪
thANKS A LOT NOW IM CRYING
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS NEEDS BACKINGGGG
I donated. thats sick as fuck
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
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